GET THE BODY OF YOUR DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES TODAY!
Ladies, are you upset that your body takes up too much space for what society thinks is appropriate?
Are you tired of eating like a box turtle to get that waist snatched?
Is working out not working out…for you?
Well with the Waist Traitor you can get the body you always dreamed of and it’s as easy as:
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Testimonials:
Brenda
a Homemaker from Dallas raves:
“All my life my kidneys and spleen had been holding me back from having my fantasy waistline, but thanks to the Waist Traitor I’m truly living the tiny waist dream! I don’t even mind the violent incontinence this product caused, it makes life more exciting!”
Sheryl
a home wrecker from Orlando yells enthusiastically:
“I used to think a small waistline was out of reach for women like me, but after using the Waist Traitor I can lay back in luxury and stare at my child size waist all day long! Which I do a lot because after using this product I actually can’t get up! ”
Trish
a mask enthusiast from somewhere in Delaware squawks:
“I’m a body obsessed narcissist who’s way too busy playing with masks to diet or exercise, so the Waist Traitor has been perfect for me! Now with just a few organ sucks, not only is my figure a flawless hourglass, but I don’t even feel the lower part of my body anymore, so there’s much less fuss! Now I can spend even more time with my masks!”
Cindy
a pizza eater on social media from Tuscon squeals:
“My choice to make eating pizza my personality was taking its toll on my waistline LOL! But now that I have the Waist Traitor I can maintain my personality of loving the za (that’s my slang for pizza, LOL!) and my body! In fact, I can eat as much za as I want now because most food just immediately falls out of me! LOL, ROTFL, OMG I’M GOING TO DIE!”
Jackie
an expressive stock photo model from Denver barks:
“I was so surprised to learn I didn’t need to diet or exercise to get the body I deserved, I even took a picture of how surprised I was and put it on this website! Now nothing surprises me, including the innards that sometimes unexpectedly fall out of my butthole!”
Karen
a doll hoarder from the sunken place shrieks into the void:
“Take it from me, a teeny tiny waist isn’t just for the colonial dolls that fill my nightmare home space! Thank you Waist Traitor for giving me a body to die for and for showing me that I don’t need my organs!”
(Karen died shortly after writing this glowing review of our product, but it was totally unrelated, DON’T LOOK INTO IT ™ Waist Traitor)